24 April 2015

Treat vs. Treat Season One Round Two

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to Treat vs. Treat! The most exciting Dog Treat based tournament in existence!

My name is Christopher and today I am joined by Ruthie to witness and judge the Second Round of Season One of Treat vs. Treat, available exclusively on SPWTV.

The excitement of last week still resonates in the arena, some treats have everything to lose, others have to prove themselves worthy following their defeat last week. It is too early to tell how this will go, but Pixel has just entered the ring.

Two treats enter, no treats leave.

Heat One: Purina Adventuros Boar Flavoured Nuggets vs. Bakers Sizzlers


Last week saw the Boar Flavoured Nuggets with a draw, they'll be looking for more points if they want to keep their championship dreams alive. The Sizzlers however need a win in the face of last weeks defeat. Sizzlers are one of Pixel's favourite treats and their loss won't be sitting well with them.

The treats enter the ring and Pixel waits to begin. The command is given and he dives in straight for the Sizzlers, they must be happy with that- Wait! Pixel has only eaten half the treat. He turns and devours the Boar Flavoured Nugget too, before returning to the Sizzlers! Ruthie declares this round a draw! Neither side will be happy with that, what are the chances the Boar Flavoured Nuggets would get two draws in a row.

Heat Two: Purina Adventuros Venison Flavoured Strips vs. Purina Bonio


Despite being a staple of Pixel's treat box, Bonio lost last week to the Good Boy Beef Fillets. They will be looking to win back some favour and hopefully score a few points too. The Venison Flavoured Strips however have already proven themselves to be championship material, and it would be unwise to call last weeks win a fluke.

This round was over before it even began. Pixel went straight to the Venison Flavoured Sticks, leaving Bonio questioning whether they can pull this back.

Heat Three: Good Boy Tender Beef Fillets vs, Pedigree Tasty Bites


Both of these treats scored a win last week, and they will be looking to repeat their performance. This is the first heat where both treats have formally won, so there is everything to play for. The Beef Fillets are feeling confident, jerky-styled treats are ever popular with Pixel, however the strong smell of the Tasty Bites might win this one for them.

There is a moment of hesitation as the release command is given. Pixel is deciding which treat to take first. The decision finally made, he goes for the Tender Beef Fillet ensuring that they stay at the top of the league.

Heat Four: Tesco Chicken, Beef, & Liver Meaty Rolls vs. Alpha Spirit Active Sticks


Last week the Alpha Spirit Active Sticks were involved in the surprising draw, gaining only 1 point. The Tesco Meaty Rolls are not without controversy, having nearly stolen a win away from the Pedigree Tasty Bites. 

Last week the confidence of the Alpha Spirit Active Sticks were knocked, when they could only manage a draw, this week they will be celebrating as the score an easy win, putting them back into the championship race, only 2 points behind the forerunners! Bad news for the Tesco Meaty Rolls as they remain at the bottom of the table.

The Standings


  1. Good Boy Tender Beef Fillets- 6 points
  2. Purina Adventuros Venison Flavoured Strips- 6 points
  3. Alpha Spirit Active Sticks- 4 point
  4. Pedigree Tasty Bites- 3 points
  5. Purina Adventuros Boar Flavoured Nuggets- 2 point
  6. Bakers Sizzlers- 1 points
  7. Purina Bonio- 0 points
  8. Tesco Chicken, Beef, & Liver Meaty Rolls- 0 points

We here at Pixel HQ are already planning Season Two of Treat vs. Treat. If you have any suggestions for treats we should feature, let us know on our Facebook, our Twitter or in the comment section below.

14 April 2015

Treat vs. Treat Season One Round One

It is here, it is finally here, Treat vs. Treat is live on SPWTV (Smooth Pixelater Written Television). For those of you not in the know, Treat vs. Treat is the most hotly anticipated and brutal Dog Treat competition around. Once a week 8 treat enter the arena in the hope to prove that they are the best treat around!

The judge, Pixel, has already taken his place in the arena and it is clear that he wants to get this thing under way. Turn out has been good today, as I was joined ringside by Ruthie for the opening heats of season one.

And it looks like we are ready to kick things off!

Two treats enter, no treats leave.

Heat One: Purina Adventuros Venison Flavoured Strips vs. Bakers Sizzlers


What an exciting pair for the opening match. The arena is filled with the mouthwateringly delicious smell of bacon, and Pixel looks ready to begin the match.

And it is over already! Without a moment of hesitation Pixel goes straight for the Venison Flavoured Strips! What an upset! Bakers Sizzlers were confident of a victory heading into this but the outsiders and newcomers in the Adventuros Vension Flavoured Strips have stolen a win.

Heat Two: Pedigree Tasty Bites vs. Tesco Chicken, Beef, & Liver Meaty Rolls


Pedigree Tasty Bites have to be feeling confident heading into this match-up, their strong smell and chewy texture have always been a Pixel favourite, but the upset of the last round shows that anything can happen.,,

The round has begun and Pixel has gone straight for the Tesco Chicken, Beef and Liver Meaty Rolls, could this be another upset? A tentative lick of the Tesco's Meaty Roll and then he changes his mind and goes for the Tasty Bite.

Heat Three: Purina Bonio vs. Good Boy Tender Beef Fillets


This heat is open for the taking. Bonios are an ever present part of Pixel's treat selection but he does also have a preference for the jerky styled treats.

This round was over seconds after is began. The Good Boy Tender Beef Fillets was eagerly devoured, leaving the Bonio left in the dust.

Heat Four: Purina Adventuros Boar Flavoured Nuggets vs. Alpha Spirit Active Sticks


Following the earlier victory by the Adventuros Venison Flavoured Sticks, the Boar Flavoured Nuggets must be feeling confident about their chances. The Alpha Spirit Active Sticks still represent an unknown and anything can happen in the Treat vs. Treat competition. 

The treats enter the arena and the match begins. And that's a win for the Adventuros Boar- wait, Pixel has now picked up the Alpha Stick too! What is happening? Pixel is eating both treats at once! Who is the winner?

After some discussion with Ruthie we have agreed that Heat Four resulted in a Draw. From this point one, treats are awarded one point for a Draw and three points for a Win.

The Standings

  1. Good Boy Tender Beef Fillets- 3 points
  2. Pedigree Tasty Bites- 3 points
  3. Purina Adventuros Venison Flavoured Strips- 3 points
  4. Alpha Spirit Active Sticks- 1 point
  5. Purina Adventuros Boar Flavoured Nuggets- 1 point
  6. Bakers Sizzlers- 0 points
  7. Purina Bonio- 0 points
  8. Tesco Chicken, Beef, & Liver Meaty Rolls- 0 points

We here at Pixel HQ are already planning Season Two of Treat vs. Treat. If you have any suggestions for treats we should feature, let us know on our Facebook, our Twitter or in the comment section below.