It took him the usual 10 minutes to eat from his Slo-Bowl, and when he was finished, he came into the bedroom, looking to come up on the bed for a cuddle. He was still damp so we told him that he wasn't allowed up.
Apparently Pixel was not happy with this decision, as he promptly dragged the bag for life onto the floor, emptied the toys that were contained within, and used the now flat bag as his bed, directly next to his memory foam mattress. He then proceeded to alternate between staring at me and ignoring me.
Eventually he gave up his pursuit of getting onto the bed, instead deciding to literally lie on the bed that he had made for himself, and clean off his muddy paws. After a while he was clean and dry enough to come up for his cuddle.
At one point he even got off the bed to go lay on the bag again. Sometime I think my dog is really bright, then he does stuff that reminds me that he isn't that smart...